Thoughts While Running aka Hell

So I'm trying to get a super hot bod like Rachel Jarvis, so I joined her boot camp and today we ran a mile and to some this is like nothin like easy peezy lemon squeezy. Well not for me!!! I'm used to running, except on my treadmill in my air conditioned room with 30 Rock playing on the iPad in front of me. Just some fun thoughts that came into my head at a 6:45 am run:

-I'm running closer to a hot summer bod

-I don't care how I look ever I will be fat forever and be fine!!!!!

-I bet Krispey Kreme's donuts are hot and fresh right now

-I CAN DO THIS

-I can't do this

-why is everyone here 500 times faster than me 

-I could be sleeping right now

-stop breathing so loud

-this hurts worse than any emotional pain I have ever experienced 

-if I'm getting bad tan lines I'm gonna throw a fit

-I wonder if Kim Kardashian can run a mile

-I kind of really want to die right now

-if I left I wonder who would notice

-somehow, being almost done is not motivating because I know it's just going to get worse from here

-if I do not have a hot bod by the time I get home at 7:30 then there's gonna be a throw down

-it's really fun how I'm the slowest one