-I've survived yet another day without diet coke and it's hard
-Bring me Chick-fil-A and I will be your chick
-Is it really summer if you do not have at least one John Tucker must die situation plan?
-Maybe you're ugly on the outside because you're ugly on the inside!!!!
-Maybe you're ugly on the outside because you're ugly on the inside!!!!
-I think I like bashas donuts more than I like most people
-Ugh I want to not feel feelings and just eat pizza
-What ever happened to not judging one another?
-I crave cuddles and Disneyland churro a 25/8
-"I had my no sex with Asians rule and then you walk into Sharper Image and there's Quan"
-Lover of everything covered in glitter
Actually being immune to feelings is better
-I'm cranky and I want diet coke
Icecream cake is on my mind all day everyday

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