Mercury is in retrograde.. Still. K wtf universe like stop throwing up on us. Even if you do not believe all of this astrology halabaloo, it is still nice to have something to blame when things are just going crappy-am I right ladies. So basically what happens when Mercury is in retrograde is that Mercury is regressing or something (I don't know an astrologer explained it to me) and basically everything about everything is going to suck and we as humans should lay low, not make plans, and expect the worst. Apparently Mercury has been in retrograde for the past two weeks, so imma bout to drop all of the crappy things that I am blaming on Mercury retrograding.
-One of my very best friends moved to Utah (which I can't blame on the universe but it sucks and Mercury in retrograde sucks)
-Returns at work have been off the wall insane
-Boys have been sucking (as usual) but kind of a lot lately
-My heart got slightly broken
-I realized that from a metal analyst's viewpoint, I probably do have an addiction to shopping/spending money which is really good since I make $9 an hour and have the taste of someone who should be making $900 an hour
-Literally as I am typing this blog post, my computer decides to go wack and reloads the page so the post disappears and I have to restart
-I blew out my tire
-I tripped over a rug at work multiple times in one day in the very tall pair of shoes which are my favorite so there's that
-EVERYONE PLUS THEIR MF DOG HAS A MF BOYFRIEND and maybe that doesn't have anything to do with Mercury is in retrograde but guess what universe, sista over here is kind of upset about that
Atleast Mercury should be done retrograding on June 11th, so I guess I will have to find a new excuse to blame all of my misfortunes on. ;-)
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