Fun Features Of Being Single

There's so many cool and fun things about being single!

-You sometimes feel like you need to be ready anywhere you go because what if you are shopping at Bashas at 10:40 pm and you run into the potential love of your life?! You don't wanna be in your "snooze before dudes" sweats and your old highschool game day tee, you wanna be looking hella fly amirite ladies, so you are usually looking top notch

-At the same time you literally have no one to impress or keep interested so sometimes not getting ready is a valid option

-You can tweet really sassy and depressing tweets about feelings and boys without people asking if you and so and so are breaking up

-So many Taylor Swift and Meghan Trainor songs are now applicable

-When you're watching Netflix on your laptop, you get the whole screen to yourself!!! You don't have to share it with anyone else and you can lay across the couch with your laptop at any angle you want because you don't have anyone to share it with

-You don't feel bad for being hit on by the guys that hit on you at the pizza line in the food court (mostly creepy 40 year old men but)

-You can fave all of the FMT for a DM tweets you want and maybe you only get one DM for every I don't know 42000 tweets you fave, but still you are free

-You have a lot of time to spend with your girlfriends, like a lot of time

-You have a lot of time to spend on yourself, because sometimes all of your friends are working 3 jobs and in Cabo and at EVIT and at their cabin, so you really can workout and tan all you want

-You can work all you want and pick up shifts because you literally have nothing else to do!!!

-You can chop your hair whenever you're feeling impulsive, because you don't have a boy who "loves your long hair" to worry about. Exhibit A:

Anyway that's all