Thoughts That Came Into My Head

-"Mom I can't have a croissant it's white bread" "it's okay, it's mostly butter"
-BOYS SUCK FEELINGS SUCK EVERYTHING SUCKS

-"Ugh I want a puppy!!!" "I know, I just want a fish!!!"

-I :-) Despise :-) You

-"I use product in my hair, it's called my own grease. High class, I know"

-I'm the person who forgets to use the blinker I'm sorry
-Haters gonna hate but I just say what everyone is thinking oops

-Waiting for the day when I acquire the skill of just knowing where things are in the grocery store
-This guy on the radio broke up with a girl because she bites her nails I think I've lost all faith in humanity

-I feel bad but not bad enough to fix it

-Just favorite my FMT tweet gosh dangit
-Why
-Lol

-I wish I could put a filter on in real life

-Some days are hard, and today is a hard day

-Lesson número 1: don't get too invested

-K universe you can stop throwing up on me!!! Shower me with love and hugs and kisses!!! ((Preferably by a cute boy))

-Change sucks