-"And I wish I could still wish it was over"
-Ok but just a low maintence girl with high expectations
-Ok but the thing is I spend more time shopping in men's clothing than women's so basically if any of you cuties need a personal shopper hmu
-Things are hard when you have an Anthropologie taste but a Forever 21 budget
-"His arms are sent from the gods" -Brooklynndee on the cutest most perfect human to walk this planet
-"Guys at your age are worthless" -My 56 year old great uncle. Ok but that doesn't make them any less cute!!!!
-Distractions are good until you need a distraction from your distraction
-Kinda miss that
-"'Cause you know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast?"
-So sick of goodbyes
-#TweetSomethingYouGetAlot "you're kinda cute for an Asian!" !!!!!
-Just the thought of you makes me need a diet coke asap
-The "wish you were with me" kind of missing is killer as compared to the "missing being with you" kind
-I need a new person to be my person
-Do you ever find yourself in an eternal state of depression because the Frye boots are $400 too much and you swore the heavens opened and angels were singing when you tried them on
-"There's not really any boys there your age though," OK I'M SOLD ON MALAYSIA PEACE OUT AZ
-You can bet your bottom dollar my kids will be running around in Wildfox kid sweaters and J Crew Socks and Hudson kids jeans, I don't mess with that Children's Place sh*t
-Give me that condescending "honey" or "sweetie" one more time. I dare you! Go!
You should do the 4th one for me!
ReplyDelete-Sincerely, Beto