If You Were

-If you were a pair of pants you'd be capris

-If you were a pair of shoes you'd be fit flops
-If you were a friend you would be the 3rd person falling off of the sidewalk
-If you were a cupcake you would be the Walmart brand kind with the frosting that stains teeth
-If you were a candy you would be black licorice
-If you were a pair of shorts you would be a pair of knee length ones
-If you were a state you would be Nebraska
-If you were a singer you would be Rebecca Black
-If you were a store you would be Q
-If you were a font you'd be times new roman size 12
-If you were a TV show you would be CatDog
-If you were a nail polish color you would be the sheer blue that only women over the age of 80 wear
-If you were a tweet you would be a post break up subtweet
-If you were a hair color you would be a brassy blond
-If you were a drink you would be club soda
-If you were a fad you would be platform flip flops
-If you were a country you would be Finland (no one ever checks up on Finland)

xoxo