Saturday, July 25, 2015

5 Signs You Are Single

1. Your legs are hardly shaved, you will be chilling with you gal pals and wearing shorts because shorts are the best thing to ever happen to you, and you realize that you have not shaved your legs in days, possibly over a week. And then you realize it really does not matter because you do not have anyone to grab your legs when they're tickling you or anyone you want to impress.

2. You spend a majority of your nights curled up watching Grey's Anatomy while the only sign of life is the light from your laptop shining in your dark room. You do not want to go out or need to go out because there probably is not anyone you want to see.

3. The last person you cuddled with is a girl who is your best friend. Hold up, can we just agree that cuddling up in the arms of a cute boy is the best thing to ever happen like I get butterflies just thinking about it, but when you're single it is hard to find a boy who just wants to cuddle only so it is a large possibility that you and a couple of your best friends have spent hours staring at a netflix screen all cuddled up next to each other while shedding some tears over the death of a character- it happens.

4. You always have perfectly applied lipstick. Now I am not saying that if you are dating someone you let yourself go and all that stuff, I am saying that after a while kissing with lipstick gets messy. And if you are kissing with lipstick, your lipstick is not always going to be perfect. And if you decide the mess is too annoying so you opt out of "fuchsia flash" so you can kiss without the mess, well you are not single. I am single so I wear lipstick everyday and I love it.


5. You notice things- how vague is that statement hahaha. When you are walking through the mall in your little skirt and heels for work, you notice the guy sitting at the kiosk eyeing your legs and you notice the boys in the car next to you at the stoplight and you notice a particular boy favoriting your tweets repeatedly. When you are not in la la love land, reality strikes hard and fast and it is inevitable.

xoxo

No comments:

Post a Comment