If You Were A Store

I love categories, I love talking about categories of people and traits, like astrology- that kind of stuff I love because I love reading about myself. Lame I know. But anyway, I feel like I have lots of categories for boys. I mean there's different kind of cupcake boys or different kind of candy boys, but what about girls. There's lots of kinds of girls just like there's lots of kinds of stores.

-We have Nordstrom. Oh Nordstrom, I love you I really do. Nordstorm is the dependable girl, Nordstrom is the store that if you need anything odds are that it has it. And if it doesn't it will sell you something else to add to your closet. The Nordstrom girl is always there when you're down or up, she is there will cookies and a hug and a box of tissues when that stupid boy dumps you and she's there with a yipee and a skip when you get into the school of your dreams. 

-Then we have Forever 21. Hahahaha I am not a fan of Forever 21, not because I feel like I am above it (which I am not because I do own a few items from there!) but I personally just am not a fan of their company, their fast fashion sense of business and their crappy quality of clothing, but Forever 21 is like that friend that when you need a night of fun, they are there. The Forever 21 girl is the girl that steals boyfriends, she has a nice little fake bake, and she is just kind of nasty. She is who she is, but probably watch out because she is a shark.

-Of course, we have Anthropologie. The Anthropologie is the girl that is the girl of all girls, she is always nice and kind and never says a mean word, to any one's face at least. On the outside, Anthropologie is pretty and smells good and it makes your heart flutter, but when you go deep, like to the price tags, you feel a stab to the heart. Shopping at Anthropolgie comes at a high price, just as being friends with an Anthropologie girl comes with its own kinds of risks. Beware, because if she is talking nasty with you about another girl she probably is doing that about you, with someone else.

xoxo