How To Tell If Someone Is Avoiding You

Aside from missing your person and your little brother eating the last piece of pizza, the worst feeling on this planet that I think we as humans can experience is knowing when someone is avoiding us. If you are really cool and accomplished and have never been avoided by anyone, then I have two conclusions. One, you are a robot. Two, I am the only person who is avoided by people so you are actually completely and utterly normal. Anyway, over my vast experience of being avoided and ignored by crushes, friends, parents, coworkers, I decided to put a little teeny list of pointers or indicators that will lead one to the conclusion if they are being *cue a heavy drum roll and a rolling of the eyes* avoided.

-Said person never texts you back. That is a bummer, but it is a clear sign. Unless, however, said person really sucks at texting, then maybe you're off the hook but even that is iffy. I mean, someone who sucks at texting is going to text someone they like- even a little bit- back, but someone who is trying to avoid someone will have an accumulation of "hey" 's on the left side of their messages.

-Said person will not text you back, but is watching your snap stories. I mean, this is a small detail that really someone only pays attention to if they are looking for a specific human to be paying attention to them, and said person is obviously an armature at avoiding people. If you do not want someone to know they have their phone handy then do not be watching stories to get the list of stories out of your feed. It's simple- think smarter not harder. 

-Said person can never hangout because they are always doing an activity that involves their mom or their mom's rules. Unless they really love their mother, their mother probably is not forcing their 18 year old child to come to the fabric store with them for 7 hours.

-SAID PERSON WILL SLAP YOU WITH THE "Delivered"

-Said person will go to great lengths to make sure that they do not run into you at any costs. Now, the victim in this situation will probably not realize this as it is all on the avoiders side, but an avoider will purposely park in the back of the parking lot to make sure they do not run into you while walking to class, they will change their route to avoid some kind of contact, some might even pull up to the same gas station as the victim and force their 12 year old brother to go inside and pay for gas because sometimes avoiding someone is worth it. Just a thought.

xoxo