Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Current State of The Union

In:
-Wearing your sunglasses in every Twitter selfie because it is always sunny in Doucheville, obviously

-SELFIES AND I LOVE SELFIES EVERYONE POST SELFIES


-Apparently not keeping one's word! Let's get a big cheer for man kind

Out:
-Binge watching Greys :-( I have a massive headache right now, I need to build up more stamina

-BUBBLE NECKLACES, I do not know how girls somehow keep being able to find a bubble necklace in this day and age, but somehow a select few are able to find the accessory piece that is similar to shards of a soda can to dangle off of their neck, invest in some new jewelry please

-Liking to eat healthy, no one likes to do it or wants to do it. "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" I CALL BLUFF because I highly doubt that the person who stated that awful saying has tasted Baskin Robins 31 Flavors "Oreo Cake" icecream, it is breathtaking



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