Thoughts That Came Into My Head

-I've survived yet another day without diet coke and it's hard

-Bring me Chick-fil-A and I will be your chick

-Is it really summer if you do not have at least one John Tucker must die situation plan?

-Maybe you're ugly on the outside because you're ugly on the inside!!!!

-Maybe you're ugly on the outside because you're ugly on the inside!!!!

-K but if I got my dad a pair of Crocs for Father's Day I'm pretty sure he would disown me

-I think I like bashas donuts more than I like most people

-Ugh I want to not feel feelings and just eat pizza

-What ever happened to not judging one another?

-I crave cuddles and Disneyland churro a 25/8

-"I had my no sex with Asians rule and then you walk into Sharper Image and there's Quan"

-Lover of everything covered in glitter

Actually being immune to feelings is better

-I'm cranky and I want diet coke

Icecream cake is on my mind all day everyday

Thoughts While Running aka Hell

So I'm trying to get a super hot bod like Rachel Jarvis, so I joined her boot camp and today we ran a mile and to some this is like nothin like easy peezy lemon squeezy. Well not for me!!! I'm used to running, except on my treadmill in my air conditioned room with 30 Rock playing on the iPad in front of me. Just some fun thoughts that came into my head at a 6:45 am run:

-I'm running closer to a hot summer bod

-I don't care how I look ever I will be fat forever and be fine!!!!!

-I bet Krispey Kreme's donuts are hot and fresh right now

-I CAN DO THIS

-I can't do this

-why is everyone here 500 times faster than me 

-I could be sleeping right now

-stop breathing so loud

-this hurts worse than any emotional pain I have ever experienced 

-if I'm getting bad tan lines I'm gonna throw a fit

-I wonder if Kim Kardashian can run a mile

-I kind of really want to die right now

-if I left I wonder who would notice

-somehow, being almost done is not motivating because I know it's just going to get worse from here

-if I do not have a hot bod by the time I get home at 7:30 then there's gonna be a throw down

-it's really fun how I'm the slowest one

Apologies

I think an apology is due, to people that read my blog and think my posts are about them. Confession: the people that read my blog (my close friends, my mom and maybe a few others) are not people that I would ever write terrible things about. The people that I am subliminally writing bad things about are not people that read my blog, and if you are offended, no one is making you read this. But for reals, the people that piss me off the most do not know about this blog and would not be reading it. *Side note: I am not as much as a brat as I make myself out to be. I really care for people, I feel others emotions hard and I sympathize with people, but I also cope with humor. I used to let people walk all over me, I would let people easily slip in and out of my life when it was convenient for them. Now, as cheesy and cliche as this sounds, I have "Changed" -Obama '08. I am strong now, yes I let my emotions out and let everyone know what I am feeling but I do not let others walk across my heart and leave deep and bleeding cuts like I used to. I do not let words leave such a strong pain as they used to. I just am a little bit of a different and stronger person, and sometimes my humor comes off as hurtful and I really am sorry if I hurt feelings.

That was apology number one. Apology number two goes to my closest friends and confidantes, because they inspire most of the snarky comments I make on this emotional vomit home page. I really need to give more credit to them. And as I have mentioned before, best friends are important. Best friends are a different breed of people. Best friends are those people that are there for you, they're there for you when you want to gush about your first kiss, how sweet a boy is to you, how crappy a boy is to you, to listen how much it sucks to have divorced parents. Best friends come over late at night and listen to details of your first and greatest date, they cheer you on in your darkest moments, and they lift you higher in your greatest. Best friends cry with you after a breakup, they laugh with you after embarrassing moments and they tell you the truth about outfits. But having a best friend comes along with a lot of responsibility! You have to give a little to get a little. You have to let your friends help you, but you also have to be there for them. You have to be willing to bring them icecream at 1am, wipe their tears when boys change their mind and give hugs when words cannot do justice. I love my friends and I hope everyone-yes even those few I constantly blog about- have a true and everlasting best friend. So here is some credit to my closest confidantes, and the funny stuff they say that sparks my mind.

-"But you speaking to your ex is worse than listening about the gay sex in evit" -Shay
-"I just love when people tell me things about myself" -Amber
-*Posts selfie about how bad his hair looks* "So naturally you post a selfie because you think you're so ugly" -Carson
-"It must really suck to care what people think about you" -Bailee
"It's just sad you have to use a thesaurus to make your argument" -Shay
-"When you don't park in employee parking and you run into your manager in the parking lot" -Carson
-"You need to move to Provo so we can makeout with boys and never see them again" -Holly
-"Best friends are the kind of friends that they know so much about you that if you ever lost your friendship you would be screwed" -Amber
-"Tensions are hot at work today" -Carson
-"Hun, you are nothing but fat" -Paige
-"You should keep subtweeting" -Bailee

I just wanna say that good friends are cool things, and I am #blessed. Friends make everything bad in this world a lot less hard, and I promise that if you lean unto your friends and let them help you then you will be a happier and more pleasant you.

Thoughts That Came Into My Head

Am I annoying yet?¿?

-Genuine people are most attractive

-Good friends don't tell other friends secrets

-Ben and jerrys is the quickest and most direct way to my heart

-First kisses are just such a beautiful thing

-K I need I get paid like yesterday

-Stop

-I want a six pack but I also want in n out six times a day so

-Good thing I always see people I know when I look homeless

-What if your bf got you and outfit for a date night and it was ugly or it was too small or too big?? Then what

-Do you ever just love everything about a guy (@benandjerrys)

-I don't have any gas money but I have cute workout clothes so

-I've gone a week without diet coke this is the longest week of my life

-11:11 I WISH FOR PUPPIES AND MORE ICECREAM

-Nothing gets under my skin more than fake birks

-Why am I so drawn to boys that slightly suck and will always break my heart

-me

My Favorite Things to Hate: EXPLICIT

Warning: I am going to be brutally honest because I am in a particular fiesty mood tonight. So if you are easily offended probably skip over this post to save yourself a series of angry texts sent to your BFF.

-Crop tops: K if crop tops make you feel 100% and like you are on top of the world and no one can bring you down, then by all means go for it. I am just saying they are trashy. I do not understand the concept of paying for a shirt that is deliberately cut in half to show more skin, because that is just what this world needs-more slutty girls. And I am definitely one to justify most clothing purchases, because I think clothes is power and fashion is art.

-Girls that are dating or have a thing with guys that I have dated or have had a thing with: I don't care who you are, but if I am dating or talking to or whatever with a guy that you have also dated or had a thing with you have every right to hate me. I feel like that is an unspoken girl code. As girls, we hate on girls- which is something I hate about being girls because most of the time I am like "why can't we just all hug eachother and love eachother," but when it comes to a past love, it's war. Even if no part of you wants to be with that boy or misses that boy the slightest bit, seeing someone move on and find someone they like better than you hurts and is hard. Side note: I feel like this is something boys do not get. Girls do not always want you back, but just because it hurts them to see you with someone else does not make this statement false. It is hard. It is unexplainable. It is irrational, but it is true.

-Working out: I feel like if I express my hate for being active and my love for being lazy I am showered with acceptance, which sometimes is true but I actually love and crave the good feelings of after a workout. I feel like my multiple zucchini bread breaks during work are justified.

-MCM: OK YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND COOL. I actually have a crush on a lot of guys too, but I can't publicly announce it because I am not his girlfriend. Like cool, your boyfriend is your MCM for the 74th week in a row, wow shocker I did not see that one coming!!!!!

-People who have it all: this is where jealousy comes in :/ there's just something about hating a girl who has a hot boyfriend, a perfect bod and is a kind soul that sort of makes her less perfect. Like by saying mean things about her will make her break out in zits and she will somehow become the most unlucky human on this planet. But all things aside, if a girl is saying crap about you most of the time she is jealous of you. Except on a few occasions, I have a few names in mind but I am not quite that bold. 

I hope the few readers I do have still respect me and understand this post is mostly meant to be sarcastic, with a few truths stuck in there. xoxo.

Thoughts That Came Into My Head

-I consider days that I don't come home with a bag of new stuff from work successful days

-I may wear sweats a lot but I wear dam expensive and stylin ones let me tell you

-ok telling me "you're so cute, I'm surprised you don't have a boyfriend by now" is not a compliment people!!!!

-k but 100% of me wants to curl up in bed in sweatpants all day and binge watch 30 rock

-I just love passionate people

-I may not be making much money by working at Nordstrom but I am building a bomb af wardrobe let me tell ya

-I'm Beyoncé and you're Rebecca Black

-I may wear short shorts but I will wear the hell out of them oopz!!! :P

-there's you in everything I do

-I get most of my inspiration from timeless classics like "John Tucker must die"

-PPL WHO MAKE ME LAUGH keep doing you

-Everything is just better in the summer

-HES NO GOOD FOR YOU HES NO GOOD FOR YOU

-Someone take me to Disneyland I dare you

-boys are like greatest thing one minute and then the next they're competing for math equations on my list of favorite things to hate

My Fav Things

-cereal late at night

-lunch with a friend

-when you're kissing someone and they pull you in close

-brown sugar on my oatmeal

-laughs between kisses

-phone calls

-Victoria secret semi-annual sale

-working with Carson

-bananas

-those smiles that make you feel like you make the sun shine

-vanilla almond Luna bars

-relating to a Taylor swift song

-NEW UNDIES

-seeing friends happy

-laying on the beach in Mexico wow

-my cabin

-not having bug bites!!!!!!

-couple selfies

-zucchini bread from the E-bar!

-Arizona monsoon season

-cuddles

-sharing funny moments

-raspy voices

-the Office season 4

-being called cute