Thursday, May 26, 2016

Current State Of The Union

In:
Dirty Hair: the dirtier the hair, the more power to you. I'm pretty sure beauty school is the only place where we praise you for embracing 6th and 7th day hair. Thank the heavens for dry shampoo- it saves lives.

Deleting Your Ex Off Of Social Media!!!!!!: let's be more immature shall we! Yes breakups suck and no one really wants a reminder of their ex, it's normal to delete their number and delete photos that carry painful memories, but going as far as to unfriend or unfollow is just taking the extra mile- GO YOU! You're a super star! You're a pro at breakups, I bet you're going far in life in the maturity department. 

Great Value Energy Packets: I wake up, I am groggy, the world is fuzzy and I am unable to comprehend anything. Then I have my Great Value energy packets and the world is clear, my vision is restored and everything is great. I would highly recommend investing in these beauties, with extra emphasis on the peach mango flavor. 

Missionaries: missionaries are just always being talked about at school and at my apartment and everywhere else. Miss those gals and guys. 

Out:
Pretending Not To Care: caring is cool, and not caring is not cool. It's cool to have feelings and emotions and to let your friends know when you need a little perk up. Care for people and let people care for you.

Diet Coke: what's important now is Dirty Diet Coke, just regular Diet Coke with a little bit of coconut and it tastes like summer and smiles and everything good in this world.

McDonald's: just kidding Mcdonals is always in. 




Xoxo
Kenzie

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