Everything Sucks

Well, it's that wonderful time of year again. No I'm not talking about how it's make it or break it (get engaged or break up) season for relationships, Mercury is in retrograde. Wahoo! I'm a big believer that when things go south, let's just blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. So anyway, here is a list of crappy things that if they happened to you between April 25th and May 22nd, you are given a blame it on Mercury being in retrograde pass, because no you are not an unloveable sucky person, the universe is just throwing some bad luck your way.

-you loose your favorite pair of jeans

-you can't eat sugar because of a stupid diet

-you loose your job

-you don't get the job you want

-the boy you've been crushing on decides he's going to date the wrong person, aka anyone who isn't you

-it's too cold outside

-it's too hot outside

-you wear sandals when it's pouring outside

-every darn light on your dashboard in your car goes off

-you have to go to work

-an ex gets engaged

-an enemy gets engaged

-everyone gets engaged

-the dress you NEED is SOLD OUT

-the person you want doesn't want you

-you sleep text

Basically, when you're frustrated and confused because nothing makes sense and you feel like all of the lines in your life are twisted and messed up, we all have an excuse until May 22nd. Good luck babes.

Xoxo