Tinder Bios

I got a tinder for blog related purposes, obviously. I'm just doing some research for my art, obviously. 

Catchy and relateable bios that are sure to get you a guy:

-Basketball shorts are a hard pass

-Emotionally unstable (jk don't put this as your bio because for some reason guys think this is a for sure sign that you just want a hookup and you will get hookup messages on a hookup app so)

-Honors cosmetology school student

-GRJHS cheer 2010/2011

-Just your average Chinese American Mormon

-5"6.75 | LDS | AZ -> UT | Cosmotology student | snap: mckenzieyee | 19 *insert cactus emoji

-Love language: donuts

-"I am lonely

"Boys are mean and boys are gross

"I will die alone

"-a haiku by me"

Red Flags of a Tinder Bio:

-mirror pic

-gym pic

-MIRROR GYM PIC

-snapchat in bio

-Instagram in bio

-height in bio

-no height in bio (this is a loose loose situation)

-professional, artsy photos 

-have some kind of requirement in their bio like "colored hair and nose ring? Swipe left" (actually saw that on a bio)

-any line insinuating that they are just looking for a hookup

-any line stating they only want a serious relationship (another loose loose situation)

-their bio says "I'm actually 18 but" while their age is set at 21

-pre mission pics

-mission pics

-gym pics

-gym pics

-gym pics

-those sunglasses, you know those ones

Good luck tindering,

Xoxo